What’s your favorite tech podcast?

[David Rodriguez]

I swear by Heavy Networking and Security Now. Nothing comes close for pure technical depth. Fight me.

[Emily Martinez]

Security Now? Seriously? That's just Steve Gibson rambling for hours! Darknet Diaries actually tells stories!

[Paul Davis]

You both sound like boomers. The Cloudcast is where REAL innovation happens. Serverless, Kubernetes, FinOps!

[Andrea]

Johnny, your cloud bias is showing. Some of us still work with ACTUAL hardware, you know? *eyeroll*

[geek]

Can we talk about how terrible most podcast audio quality is? Like, how hard is it to buy a decent mic?!

[David Rodriguez]

Igor, at least Gibson explains crypto properly. Darknet Diaries is just hacker fanfiction for script kiddies.

[Emily Martinez]

Dan, you wouldn't know good storytelling if it bit you in the backup repository! Security Now is nap fuel!

[Melissa Jackson]

Um... I like TechStuff? *ducks for cover*

[Paul Davis]

NEWBIE SAID WHAT?! TechStuff is entry-level fluff! This is why we can't have nice things!

[Andrea]

Everyone shut up and listen to The Debug Log. Female host who actually knows her stuff. Mic drop.

[David Rodriguez]

Nina, now you're just virtue signaling. Quality isn't about gender!

[Andrea]

Dan, that's exactly what someone who's never had their expertise questioned would say. Typical.

[Daniel Johnson]

Okay folks, let's cool it with the personal attacks. Next flame gets a timeout.

[Emily Martinez]

Fine. But can we at least agree that Lex Friedman's "tech" interviews are pretentious garbage?

[geek]

PREACH! 3-hour philosophical rambles with 5 minutes of actual tech. Worst offender!